DUMPED AND DISCARDED: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be king of the hill, you know? Sending out mountains of spam every day, racking up those opens. People would get hooked on my sleazy schemes. But now? Now I'm just a failed spammer, getting filtered by those pesky blacklists. My inbox is a wasteland. My once-thriving empire has shattered. The joys of a successful spam campaign are just a